ok so i haven't seen it and don't intend to, even if i hadn't read either of the following. my favorite lines:
"Director Michael Bay has accomplished something incredible with Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen. No filmmaker since Stanley Kubrick has so perfectly captured the zeitgeist of an anxious, enervated and testosterone-poisoned society. Bay’s crowning achievement with this cinematic landfill is that he managed to do it unintentionally. Beat that, Kubrick."
"Michael Bay’s 150-minute celebration of attention deficit disorder is like a July 4th fireworks display that doesn't end until July 8th and makes you swear off Roman candles for life."
and please read this entire joy of a review giving the film (if you can even call it that) an entire 8 out of 100--using the term "regrettable."